fallontonight:

The CIA just got a Twitter, and we found some other agencies’ Twitter accounts

Quinta da Aveleda, Portugal. From Alicornio and Karl Gercens.

posted 2 days ago via pizza · © dancybutt with 478,047 notes

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

jsantagato:

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes


Clearly

jsantagato:

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

Clearly

queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional

athomewithmargaery:

mountains-of-destiny:

If y’all need proof of the power of a haircut and facial hair—-this is the same guy

image

this is fucked up. this fucked me up.

posted 6 days ago via sarahswife · © disbar with 8,365 notes
"Find someone who isn’t afraid to admit that they miss you. Someone who knows that you’re not perfect, but treats you as if you are. Someone whose biggest fear is losing you. One who gives their heart completely. Someone who says I love you and means it. Last but not the least, find someone you wouldn’t mind waking up with you in the morning, seeing your wrinkles and your gray hair but still falls in love with you all over again."
Unknown  (via allidoiswrong)
Track Title: Wasted (ft. Matthew Koma)

Artist: Tiësto

imtomatocheeks:

Lay all your laundry on the bed

And then I’ll lay it in instead

I like us better when we’re wasted

thewicked-eternity